Our Wee Brave andy pandy
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I dislike the vast bulk of today’s kids almost as much as I dislike radical Muslims. Some of you will know that my grandmother has recently suffered a severe stroke, which has left her a shadow of her former self. She now resides at a nursing home in Leeds. Unable to leave the premises without assistance she has barely travelled more than a 1-mile radius in the last three months. So I decided to take her out for a ride in the country. Lifting her (even with staff help) into my car was no easy task. However, I was determined to show her the delights of the Yorkshire countryside.
After three hours of appreciating rusticity I returned her to the home in Leeds. Driving down a suburban thoroughfare close to Headingley cricket ground I came across a small group of (mostly male) teenagers leaving school. A couple of them were kicking a football around on the pavement. Suddenly it was booted up in the air and it consequently landed straight on my car hood before bouncing across the street. I wasn’t concerned about any damage to my car (there wasn’t any); I was very concerned with the shock my grandmother experienced. She was visibly shaken. I stopped the car to allow the offending hellspawn to retrieve his football - hoping he would apologise for the incident his clumsiness had caused. Not a bit of it. I watched him amble across the street with all the arrogance today’s brats have. The customary fag was hanging from the corner of his mouth. He picked up the ball and sauntered back to his entourage without so much as a glance. I lowered the window:
‘Oi, you’ve just frightened an 89-year old woman out of her wits. But don’t say sorry will you, you ignorant s*** head!’
By this time a small queue of drivers had gathered behind me, showing their impatience. Hence I didn’t have time to take the confrontation to its delicious conclusion.
How often is this repeated across today’s Britain? We have an army of pimply scumbags here who think that, because they have cowered their parents into a state of timidity, they can behave that way with the rest of us. Alas, a lot of people allow behaviour to pass without comment. I don’t!!
Read Jo-Ann Goodwin’s piece in the Daily Mail. It illustrates the point I am making. She, like myself, is glad to be bereft of kids. There is no way I could work in a secondary school in these times. At least half the class would be beaten black and blue by the end of the first double period. Kids have become belligerent and indomitable thanks to forty years of unrepentent liberalism and emphasis on rights. Not only should the parent fight back, so should large swathes of the adult population who suffer every day at the hands of these monsters.
Posted on Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 07:10PM by 
Andrew McCann in Family Values | Comments Off
Here we go another post from wee andy about his automotive bravery, funny how he is always brave behind the wheel of a car with his door firmly locked.
In fact not only is he personally brave but he was also playing hero to a little old lady, while conveniently skiving off do to the line up of traffic he was inconveniencing. Though I am sure if it wasn’t for the possibility of creating Chaos and grid lock wee andy would have fairly leaped from his motor and laid such a beating on these little fellows as to cause minstrels to sing songs of his bravery and playwrites to put pen to paper.
Who does the little shiny headed git think hes fooling every one is a hero behind the wheel of their car because they know they can get away in a hurry and andy is the least of the exceptions .
Lol catch yourself on andy pandy the only one who believes you are the hero you think you are is …. well YOU.
Though does kind of remind me of a story. I was driving a semi truck last year and was coming up to a street light(traffic circles are rare here, but not rare enough) when a car came screaming out of a side lot cutting me off so i showed my displeasure with an extended blast of the loud air horn. This wee man of middle age jumps out of his car at the stop light yelling and cursing at me, i watched with an amused smile as he gesticulated and ranted. I think my smile irritated him even more because he stomped over to the truck and climbed up on the side boards reached in and grabbed my shirt. Well I figured if the man wanted a fight i was legally protected because he had assaulted me and i was protected by the self defense statutes so i calmly and slowly pushed the door open despite him trying to hold the door shut. i stood on the side boards of the truck and the top of his head came all the way up to the bottom of my chin. He immediately jumped down off my truck and retreated to his car screaming and swearing got in and drove away. Laughing the whole time I too climbed into my truck released the brakes, let the big Cat engine take up the slack of the clutch and drove back to my builders yard.
In that wee man I see andy pandy brave in his own mind but when confronted with some one who calls his bluff he sheepishly crawls away pretending that he isn’t crawling away sheepishly. andy you are a star!
PS andy: Screaming this‘Oi, you’ve just frightened an 89-year old woman out of her wits. But don’t say sorry will you, you ignorant s*** head!’
In front of your invalid grandmother, class pure class
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June 22nd, 2007 @ 3:10 am
PS andy: Screaming this‘Oi, you’ve just frightened an 89-year old woman out of her wits. But don’t say sorry will you, you ignorant s*** head!’
In front of your invalid grandmother, class pure class
LOL. I wondered about that myself. I remember being affronted when I accidentally said crap in front of my Gran.
What worries me is his assertion that if he was a teacher he would beat half the class black and blue??!!. Or describing beating children as delicious. I believe this guy McCann has political connections in the North. Surely they should be a bit more prudent these days than to associate with someone who openly fantasises about child abuse.
June 22nd, 2007 @ 3:59 am
Bobby I don’t think andy pandy has connections to anything except maybe that paedo ring they just busted lol
But I could honestly see andy pandy beating wee children they are the only ones he would stand a chance against and even then it would have to be 1 on 1 with a 10 year old for the hero to succeed
lol what a man?
June 22nd, 2007 @ 4:19 am
He has told many such stories in the past of bravely standing upto thugs. Some kid accidentally kicking his ball onto the bonnet and perhaps embarrassed to look in the car owners direction, what a wank!
This guy dreams of being a superhero nothing wrong with that so did I when I was a kid. However I didnt progress onto hating others and repressed homo-erotic chatter.
June 22nd, 2007 @ 4:57 am
What a complete loser!
June 22nd, 2007 @ 7:16 am
Andy Pandy has boasted of such feats before. A year or so ago on ATW he took a knife and punctured the football of some kids who dared play football on a piece of grass near where he lives.
Quite worrying really, still his ramblings help pass the day.
June 22nd, 2007 @ 8:05 am
LOL Has any one noticed that all of andy’s heroic adventures always have him pitted against wee kiddies and he always triumphs supremely followed by a hasty retreat lmao
I wonder when the men in white coats are coming to take him away for his sectioning lol
June 24th, 2007 @ 8:24 am
Hmmm, I wonder what a psychoanalyst would make of a girlfriendless virgin 30-something male who punctures kids footballs, hurls verbal abuse at young teenage boys from the safety of his vehicle and makes vitriolic attacks on people on the internet?
I seem to recall Andy applied for a job as a political researcher with a Tory MP. It doesn’t appear to have occurred to have than any prospect of an interview would have been utterly ruled out by a quick Google. For the same reason, I’m thinking that DV didnt stand for election this year as all sort of internet stuff would come back to haunt him. As it is, the BBC have been recently apprised of certain comments. Any more uptodate assertions of a sectarian, racist or hate-incitement should be posted here. Thank you so much.
June 24th, 2007 @ 9:48 am
Jo,
i for one like to keep the press and some ‘pals’of DVs up to date on some of his ponderings and the site he reigns over. I urge everyone else to do likewise as the response to date has been encouraging and I know many are now looking on quietly to gauge and measure the hatred and madness that is dv. A few people I know have looked at ATW and left in despair saying Dave is nothing more than a National Front look-a-like. He approves of each and every word posted by the wee sexually frustrated andy pandy before it is even blogged. School teachers are now reading it, employers and prospective employers are now reading it, and they and unfortunately their innocent families will be hung by the words of their kin. A goodle search could destroy their lives and the lives of their children for God’s sake. And all for their own ego. I am a firm believer in freedom of speech- ESPECIALLY- Dave’s and Andy Pandys…but I also believe in the freedom of the rest of us to challenge them AND expose them for their hateful rantings. History has shown us the power of hate speech such as David Vance’s, and what the silence of citizens when confronted with that hate speech can facilitate. It is our duty to let them speak and it is our duty to make the world hear them for what they really are.
June 25th, 2007 @ 4:02 am
More Hate Crime today against the palestinians on “Working with Hamas” thread.
June 25th, 2007 @ 6:43 am
Ian
Couldn’t agree more. I have posted today on Slugger that DV’s taunting people there to come and *debate* with him on his own site is met, in my own case and others, with a complete ban. So much for “freedom of speech”?
Percy
Can’t access it, so feel free to repost it here for the record.
Cheers guys,
Jo
June 25th, 2007 @ 7:19 am
From ATW
Working with Hamas
I see that the depraved Palestinian kidnappers of BBC correspondent Alan Johnston have released a new video of him in which he is wearing what he says is an explosives vest. In the tape, Mr Johnston says his captors have said they will detonate the vest if force is used to try to free him. Charming people, these Palestinians.
Me:
Of course he neglects to mention how hundreds of palestinians came out on the streets to protest against the kidnapping.
gullable juan refers to Vance in this way:
“our brave hero is prepared to stand up for free speech, even against repressive state instiutions,”
Me: if you don’t laugh you’ll cry !
but if that wasn’t blind enough
BNP member attacks with
“Masada are you for real? you cock! Lol! your so full of it! They voted hamas in you tard! That hamas makes noises along the lines of wanting him released to look good is irrelevant. They attack Israel like its sport and the Palestinians voted them in, and you go on about orwellian ‘hate crimes’ against them, you intellectual spastic!
me: were I in charge the site would be shut-down pending prosecutions. Not against free speech, but he falls foul of the law, its incitement to racial and religious hatred, I’d want the CPS to go with that in the Courts.
The other week Vance posted how someone in Scotland has been prosecuted under such a law.
June 25th, 2007 @ 12:06 pm
Fair points. I know practically nothing about the law but I wouldn’t shut it down. It is a constant reminder of the kind of hateful filth so many harbour.